Bar Signs gets you in good with any bartender by explaining simple keys to concise, refined, and trouble-free communication. Impress that special someone you have your beer-goggled eyes on and joke with friends across the room—without saying a word! A unique system that combines manual technology with the skills of beverage-swigging specialists, this handy guide assists slow sippers and guzzling gurus alike to overcome any kind of communication obstacle, leaving the mouth free to do what it does best: drink up! Bar Signs also includes Wino Wisdom quotes (e.g., “Double your drinks, half your chances”), a stopwatch-like Response Indicator, and a bar-ometer that gauges whether a signing gesture will be easy or difficult, depending on how many drinks you’ve tipped back. Guaranteed to become every drinker’s best friend.