The perfect gag gift for insecure teenagers and college students everywhere First Timer's Kit offers a comprehensive sexual education courtesy of semi-credible medical expert Dr. Eric Ryland Horner. Contents include:

ï Dr. Horner's comprehensive textbook How to Lose Your Virginity in 96 Pages
ï 10 Sexual Position Study Cards (ranked by difficulty from beginner to advanced to Cirque du Soleil)
ï 10 Heroes of Intercourse Trading Cards (includes the extremely rare Dr. Ruth Westheimer card)
ï Certificate of Copulation (suitable for framing)
ï And more!

Full of hilarious anatomical diagrams ridiculous advice and tips for surviving the morning after the First Timer's Kit encourages readers to stop masturbatingóand start living!