Styled as an excellent gift for all of us afflicted with '80s nostalgia — as well as any music fan with a sense of humor — Hit Me With Your Pet Shark compiles over 200 examples of commonly misunderstood song lyrics. With entries ranging from classic stars like the Clash (“Rock the Cat Box”) to one-hit wonders like Soft Cell, of “Tainted Love” fame (“Don’t touch me please, I cannot stand the taste of cheese”), this guide also includes '80s trivia, song parodies, fun facts, and more.