GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE, DAILY.
If you want to find out what day it is without getting punched in the face, this calendar isn't for you. Put this back down on the shelf, and walk over to the section with cats "hanging in there," because you aren't hairy enough for this tome of manliness. Introducing: The Year of Manliness 2010. A calendar so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and the burliest of women) feel inadequate. You will never see this calendar asking for directions or apologizing for coming home late. What you will see is ballsout action, piles of cupids, dumps taken, and a chick wrestling a gorilla. Brought to you by the badass artists behind the New York Times bestseller The Alphabet of Manliness, each month is illustrated in full color, and spritzed with the tears of virgins for extra awesomeness. Buy it, or go to hell.
