You are cordially invited to celebrate A Parody ofThe New York TimesWedding AnnouncementsbyKasper Hauser  Along with fully illustrated guides to:Wedding-night sex,Honeymoon hot spots,Formalwear malfunctions, and much, much more. At four o’clock in the Afternoon.Or is it three o’clock?Didn’t you bring the invitation?Huh? Where the hell is the turnoff?Back there. I think I saw a paper plate and some balloons.What's wrong? I just need to eat something. I'm fine.Remind me how we know these people? “In this collection, Kasper Hauser reminds us that a wedding announcement is a window into the most goofball daydream a couple can have about itself.... These are not parodies, but little human stories, full of want and hope, even when they involve falconry.”---from the foreword by John Hodgman