Taking on marriage, motherhood, mammograms, and Mick Jagger, LAUGH LINES ARE BEAUTIFUL celebrates the joy of growing older with grace and a healthy dose of kicking and screaming. Following in the audacious footsteps of NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF MENOPAUSE, this colorful collection of laugh-out-loud observations about the joys and trials of midlife is sure to put a wry and proudly creased smile on the face of any woman who'd sooner buy a Harley motorcycle than get a facelift. So throw out the anti-aging creams and break out the margaritas--having a midlife crisis never felt so good.

* If Mick Jagger can be a sex symbol, so can you.
* A tight ponytail can take ten years off your face.
* If you were going to turn into your mother, you would have done it by now....

With poignant humor and a bold attitude reminiscent of the BITCH book series, NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF MENOPAUSE discusses the lighter (and hopefully, cooler) side of menopause. Laugh-out-loud sayings accompany retro photographs in this lightweight gift book, which also doubles as a fan. When women of a certain age know the calcium content of a pitcher of piña coladas and can pick out their colon in a line-up, they deserve to have what this book delivers: a little black dress made of terry cloth, antiperspirant in six packs, and a personal towel boy....