SpongeBob wants to make a special valentine for Sandy. That is, until Patrick convinces him that giving Sandy a valentine will not only change his friendship with her, but will stop him from hanging out with his other friends. Find out what really happens in this heartwarming Valentine's Day tale!...

Did you ever hear about the time...

Squidward tried out for the football team even though he didn't have a clue how to play?

SpongeBob ended up in Mrs. Puff's class wearing nothing but his underwear?

Patrick found himself in a brutal battle - with a hat rack?

No? Maybe that's because this is the first collection of Bikini Bottom's most humiliating moments! And you thought you were the only person with an embarrassing story!...

Shiver me timbers! SpongeBob and Patrick have just finished making the Krusty Krab look like a sailing ship when a band of pirates whisks them away! SpongeBob impresses the pirates so much that they make him the captain. But the pirates soon revolt! Will SpongeBob and his friends ever see Bikini Bottom again? Find out in this absorbing seafarin' adventure!...

SpongeBob SquarePants is excited to start another glorious day at his wonderful job, frying Krabby Patties at the Krusty Krab. But when SpongeBob discovers that his favorite spatula, Flipper, is missing, he resolves never to fry again until he finds out who stole it! Will SpongeBob ever make Krabby Patties again? Have fun with the holographic stickers while SpongeBob solves this mystery!...

SpongeBob and the Bikini Bottom gang have tons of showbiz advice for aspiring performers everywhere in this hilarious new humor book! No strangers to the stage themselves, whether it's SpongeBob singing â??Gary in the Shell,â?? Patrick staring blankly, or Sandy twirling the microphone stand and a lasso, they all know just what to do when it's time to perform! They've got tons of hot tips to help wannabe-singers and performers â?? as well as lots of jokes to chase away the butterflies! For Singing Out Loud! is perfect for kids between the ages of 7 and 10 but is sure to have SpongeBob fans of all ages in stitches!...

SpongeBob DetectivePants and his faithful assistant Patrick PatrickPants are back! When Sandy suddenly goes missing, they are soon on the case to hunt down the evil squirrel-napper who stole their friend. With only a mysterious note and a trail of acorns to guide them, the investigators set off combing the town for more clues. And one thing's for sure ? they won't rest until Sandy is safely back in Bikini Bottom ? case closed! This hilarious mystery also contains one page of holographic stickers!...

Go, JOE! The G.I. JOE team is ready for action in a brand new motion picture from Paramount Pictures and Hasbro, set to hit theaters August 7, 2009! In this 64-paged paperback with poster is a kid-friendly book of survival skills. Want to know how to talk your way out of an embarrassing situation? Or how to graduate from college when you're twelve? Or maybe you want to learn how to be the greatest ninja in the world? Members of the elite G.I. Joe and Cobra teams have all the answers to these questions, and much more. This survival handbook contains advice from from the ?good guys,? like Duke and Ripcord, and the ?bad guys,? like Storm Shadow and Destro, on everything that middle-grade readers would find useful. After all, knowing is half the battle!...

?He shoots! He scores!? SpongeBob amazes an ice-hockey scout with his skills while sweeping up the Krusty Krab, and he soon finds himself playing professional hockey! But when he realizes whose team he is playing for, and who he must play against, SpongeBob starts having second thoughts. Does he really have what it takes to be an ice-hockey superstar? Hockey enthusiasts and SpongeBob fans alike will delight in this full-color, sports-themed story, ideal for young readers between the ages of 4 and 8....

Brrr...

This flurry of snow-themed jokes is sure to break the ice! SpongeBob fans will laugh out loud from the first cold snap till it's time to thaw out!

Q: Why did Plankton say outside through an entire blizzard?

A: He wanted to be kind of the chill.

Q: What do you get when you cross cereal with snow?

A: Corn flakes.

Q: Why did Mr. Krabs dig for money in the drift?

A: He'd heard it was a snow bank....

Which creature makes the best sandwiches?
The peanut-butter-and-jellyfish!

Where did the seaweed find a job?
In the "Kelp Wanted" ads.

The sidesplitting SpongeBob SquarePants Joke Book is filled with jokes that will have fans busting at the gills!...

This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore.

Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues?

He was on a treasure haunt.

Why are pirate flags always grouchy?

Because they have crossbones.

Why do pirates like to play baseball?

They love to steal the bases.

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SpongeBob is so protective of his new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bubble Blower that he doesn't even want to take it out of the packaging. But when his best friend, Patrick, asks if he can look after it one night, SpongeBob can't refuse. SpongeBob tries to trust his friend, but his curiosity gets the better of him, and chaos soon follows!...

Why did the bugs go to Paris?
They wanted to be French flies!

When is Chuckie like a bell?
When he's a ring bearer.

The babies go to Paris! This collection of over 100 jokes based on their latest movie adventure is sure to keep fans rolling in the aisles!...

Hoppin' clams! A princess is coming to the Krusty Krab! At least that's what SpongeBob thinks. And when she doesn't appear, SpongeBob must think Fast. He promised a princess, but where will he find one on such short notice? Find out what happens in this royally Funny story!...

?He shoots! He scores!? SpongeBob amazes an ice-hockey scout with his skills while sweeping up the Krusty Krab, and he soon finds himself playing professional hockey! But when he realizes whose team he is playing for, and who he must play against, SpongeBob starts having second thoughts. Does he really have what it takes to be an ice-hockey superstar? Hockey enthusiasts and SpongeBob fans alike will delight in this full-color, sports-themed story, ideal for young readers between the ages of 4 and 8....

What did SpongeBob get when he tried to use karate on a pig?

A pork chop.

Which fish is the clumsiest?

The flounder.

How did the Krabby Patty feel by the end of the workday?

Totally fried.

Look inside for more underwater laughs!...

SpongeBob is so protective of his new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bubble Blower that he doesn't even want to take it out of the packaging. But when his best friend, Patrick, asks if he can look after it one night, SpongeBob can't refuse. SpongeBob tries to trust his friend, but his curiosity gets the better of him, and chaos soon follows!...

Ghosts, monsters, and creepy creatures join SpongeBob and his friends in scaring up huge laughs in this collection of rib-tickling jokes.

What do monsters shout out at midnight on December 31?

"Happy New Fear!"

What do you use to wash a ghost's hair?

Shamboo!

Why is Mr. Krabs afraid of ghosts?

He's afraid they'll go through his wallet....

SpongeBob learns to hang ten in this rad surfing-themed story that ties in with the primetime movie event airing in April 2009! SpongeBob eagerly accepts Sandy's invitation to go surfing at Goo Lagoon--until he realizes he doesn't know how to surf! What will he do? It's Patrick to the rescue as he shows SpongeBob how to ride the waves, right in their backyard. When he meets Sandy the next day, SpongeBob nervously makes his way out into the water and tries to break his surfboard so he wouldn't have to surf. But then he gets caught up in a huge wave, and he has no choice but to wipe out--or does he?...

Shiver me timbers! SpongeBob and Patrick have just finished making the Krusty Krab look like a sailing ship when a band of pirates whisks them away! SpongeBob impresses the pirates so much that they make him the captain. But the pirates soon revolt! Will SpongeBob and his friends ever see Bikini Bottom again? Find out in this absorbing seafarin' adventure!...

SpongeBob DetectivePants and his faithful assistant Patrick PatrickPants are back! When Sandy suddenly goes missing, they are soon on the case to hunt down the evil squirrel-napper who stole their friend. With only a mysterious note and a trail of acorns to guide them, the investigators set off combing the town for more clues. And one thing's for sure ? they won't rest until Sandy is safely back in Bikini Bottom ? case closed! This hilarious mystery also contains one page of holographic stickers!...