Now, here’s a holiday postcard collection with personality, wit, and style! Unlike the endless droves of generic Christmas greetings with clichéd sayings, sugary sentiments, and sparkly angels, these cards stand apart from the rest by expressing what people really feel when Noel rolls around—and it’s usually not merry and bright! There’s something for everyone on your list…especially every bad boy and girl.

These 45 postcards could make anyone blush! The seemingly innocent art, paired with uproarious sayings that range from down-and-dirty to naughty to outright raunchy makes for some shockers that will tickle anyone pink.

What a perfect way to say I love you, I’d like to “love” you, I hate you, I hate you unless you love me, or any of the other mixed emotions you may have on Valentine’s Day. With 45 hysterical tear-out postcards in this installment, there’s sure to be at least a dozen that capture your feelings about your sweetie, sweetie-to-be, or no-good ex-sweetie, on the most commercial and romantic day of the year.