Run one lap around the office at top speed -1 point

Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get that, I don't like to repeat myself.-3 points

While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.-1 point

Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers - 3 points.

Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice). -3 points

Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times -5 points.

Office life will never be the same for those who take up these etiquette-breaking-dares but it's guaranteed to be a lot more fun!...

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Of course, no one advocates actually doing these things (especially the illegal ones), but if you're going to go ahead and be a  jack** anyway, why look like an amateur?  There's nothing more embarassing than bungling your trick.  And now you won't!...