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Muck! Uck! Yuck!
It’s just bad luck
when the truck of a duck
gets stuck in the muck.
Or when a dog on a cog
gets chased by a frog
around the bog of an angry hog.
All of this and so much more!
We promise it won’t be a snore!
These wacky rhymes just don’t bore! ...
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Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story...the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter's formidable daghter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever t...
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Meet Henry McThrottle, a fifth-grader at Northeast Southwest Central School. Henry has an extremely active imagination--sometimes it's hard to tell where his imagination stops and the real world begins. His flights of fancy lead to adventures of the sort only Andy Griffiths could dream up: always hilarious, never predictable, sure to keep kids laughing and reading! ...
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Before he introduced the world to butts gone beserk, Andy Griffiths unleashed the JUST books: outlandish collections of silly stories that turned him into a bestselling sensation. Now Andy brings his insane brand of humor to this side of the Pacific -- and American readers won't believe what they've been missing! In JUST ANNOYING, you'll meet Andy, a boy with a dream: to become the most annoying kid in the world. Watch Andy bug his friends, irritate his sister, and drive his parents crazy -- and find out how much fun annoying people can be!...
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Muck?! Uck! YUCK!
Is it just bad luck
when the truck of a duck
gets stuck in the muck?
Nine silly rhymes,
and a pig that slimes,
from a writer voted BEST
by The New York Times!
WARNING: This book may self-destruct if used to teach a lesson. ??The rat chased the cat.
The rat chased the cat with the baseball bat.
Around
and around
and around the mat
the rat chased the cat with the baseball bat, until?
KERSPLAT!
Never again did that cat chase the rat?
the cat was much too flat for that.? ...
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Before introducing the world to butts gone bad, Andy Griffiths unleashed the bestselling JUST books. The series continues to amuse, annoy, and totally ick out readers with this latest collection of just stupid stories.GASP as Andy careens downhill in a runaway baby carriage wearing only a diaper.... SQUIRM as he almost explodes searching for a bathroom in a shopping mall.... GROAN as he stuffs twenty marshmallows in his mouth-and then has to kiss the cutest girl in class...But most of all, LAUGH -- because Andy Griffiths is back with more JUST STUPID adventures! ...
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The butts strike back!This thrilling sequel to the bestselling The Day My Butt Went Psycho boldly goes where no butt has gone before. It's a heart-stopping, nostril-burning intergalactic adventure, and the fate of the earth itself lies in the balance. Can young Zack stop an invasion of Zombie Butts from taking over the planet? Or is Earth doomed to suffer the tyranny of the stinkiest space invaders this side of Uranus? ...
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Henry McThrottle thought Northwest Southeast Central School was wacky. But then he comes across the Pencil of Doom ... and things get REALLY out of control. Another hilarious school story from NYT bestselling author Andy Griffiths! ...
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Before he introduced the world to butts gone beserk, Andy Griffiths unleashed the JUST books: outlandish collections of silly stories that turned him into a bestselling sensation. Now Andy brings his insane brand of humor to this side of the Pacific -- and American readers won't believe what they've been missing! Ever skipped out on school by pretending you're dead? Ever convinced a friend that they're invisible? Ever been stuck in a gorilla suit and nearly put in a zoo? Andy has. In JUST KIDDING, join this joker as he attempts some of the best -- and worst -- practical jokes in history!...
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Before introducing the world to butts gone bad, Andy Griffiths unleashed the internationally bestselling JUST books. He continues to amuse, annoy, and totally ick out readers with this latest collection of shockingly funny stories. Join Andy in his quest to shock and annoy everyone around him. Brace yourself--here come The Playground of Doom, Girl Germs, and Andy the Robot. Each madcap adventure is more outrageous and hilarious than the last. You'll laugh so hard you'll lose your lunch! ...
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Have you ever dreamed of writing your own book full of stories about your very own charming life? Well, here's your chance! This fantastic POB journal is full of space for you to fill in the delicious details about you, your best friends, your family, and your favorite Littlest Pet Shop pets. Comes with a sparkly pink Littlest Pet Shop charm necklace!
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Robots are running amok in Northwest Southeast Central school! It all started as a harmless science experiment meant to prove whether or not the new girl in school was in fact a robot. But now a robot of a different kind is chewing up the hallways and causing panic not seen in this area since Schooling Around #3! What are the students at Northwest Southeast Central going to do? RUN! And what are readers going to do? LAUGH! ...
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Do you bounce so high on your bed that you hit your head on the ceiling?Do you ever look in the mirror and see a wild-eyed lunatic staring back at you?Do you often waste your time taking crazy tests like this one?If you're not completely crazy yet, you will be by the time you finish this book. Written by Andy Griffiths and starring...Andy Griffiths, this madcap collection of outrageous adventures and outlandish illustrations may drive you over the edge of sanity -- but it will be worth it! ...
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Henry McThrottle thought Northwest Southeast Central School was wacky. But then mascot madness takes over during the annual Sports Carnival competition against Northwest West Academy...and things get REALLY out of control. A third hilarious school story from NYT bestselling author Andy Griffiths! ...
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Is this the right book for you? Take the Annoying Test and find out. Answer Yes/No. Do you ask, 'Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips? Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do? Do you hog the shower and use up all the hot water? Do you enjoy asking silly questions that have no real answers? Do you swing on the clothesline whenever you get the chance? Score: One point for each 'yes' answer. If score is 3-5, then you are obviously a very annoying person. You will love this book. If score is 1-2, then you are a fairly annoying person. You will love this book. If score is 0, then you don't realise how much fun being annoying can be. You will love this book....
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Henry McThrottle thought Northwest Southeast Central School was wacky. But then mascot madness takes over during the annual Sports Carnival competition against Northwest West Academy...and things get REALLY out of control. A third hilarious school story from NYT bestselling author Andy Griffiths! ...
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Before introducing the world to butts gone bad, Andy Griffiths unleashed the bestselling JUST books. The series continues to amuse, annoy, and totally ick out readers with this latest collection of just disgusting stories.Join Andy in his quest to gross out everyone around him with dead fish, mysterious brown blobs, flesh-eating zombies, and brussel sprouts. Each madcap adventure is more disgusting and hilarious than the last. You'll laugh so hard you'll lose your lunch!...
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Zack Freeman (and his butt) have twice saved the world from total reek-dom. But now the young butt-fighter faces his nastiest challenge yet: Hundreds of thousands of Great White Butts attacking the earth with giant brown blobs are about to cause Buttageddon. In order to stop them, Zack will have to hitch a ride in a time-traveling buttmobile, back to the reign of the prehistoric buttosaurs. Can Zack battle the Tyrannosore-arses, juggle a giant arseteroid, and put the butts-gone-bad back in their place? Or will the entire world be abutterated? ...
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Henry McThrottle thought Northwest Southeast Central School was wacky. But then he comes across the Pencil of Doom ... and things get REALLY out of control. Another hilarious school story from NYT bestselling author Andy Griffiths! ...
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The third of four hilarious best-selling books which have taken Australia by storm. These books are bursting with practical jokes, great gags and terrific tricks. And when you get to the end, enjoy them all over again with the mayhem in the margins: there are right (and left) handed flicker pictures on every page, words of wisdom and crazy cartoons. Hours of hilarity for every reader. In this book: Andy and Danny boldly set out to show just how stupid two human beings can be - which is, of course, a vital and interesting fact, relevant to every day life....
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