If you think German is all brat and no wurst, you need to think again. German is sexier—and dirtier—than you might imagine. (Think Hamburg!) From hearts and violins to pigs and dogs, Goethe’s native tongue is ripe—and rank—with creative obscenities, including:

Kuck mal diese geile Schnitte!
Look at that sexy chick!
Literal translation: Look at that sexy slice!

Alle wissen dass Klaus sehr gut geigt
.Everyone knows Klaus f**ks well.
Literal translation: Everyone knows Klaus plays the violin well.

Markus, du bist ein verdammter Schweinehund.
Markus, you’re a f**king moron.
Literal translation: Markus, you are a damned pig dog.

In this book, you receive a basic introduction into the netherworlds (and nether regions) of the true Jargon. Whether seducing a Mädchen in München or a Kerl in Köln, this gritty linguistic guide is all you need to know to talk dirty the German way.