Brazen Brit Janet Street-Porter proffers pithy pronouncements on everything from spa vacations (too f***ing sanitized) to climbing the corporate ladder (too f***ing dreary) to designer face cream (too f***ing expensive). Undaunted by industry experts (traitors), independent research (drivel), or popular wisdom (twaddle), Street-Porter dishes on the dictum that "more is never enough" and counters with been-there-done-that advice on career advancement (it's not who you know), dating (it is who you know), interior decor (less is more), diet (less is still more), exercise (more is actually more), and personal ethics (if you don't have any, it's time to get some). So wake up, ladies, and remember: LIFE'S TOO F***ING SHORT.