What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs. Who did Dracula marry? The girl necks door. With hundreds of hysterical riddles to choose from, there’s non-stop amusement. Kids will keep dipping into this kooky, crazy collection, just for laughs. The subjects range from “Bugs, Beasts, and Birds” to “You Could Have Food Me.” There are even “Goofball Poems” like this:
It’s a dog’s delight to bark all night,
And a nightingale’s to sing.
And if you sit on a red-hot stove,
It’s the sign of an early spring.
Every one is fun!

What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs. Who did Dracula marry? The girl necks door. With hundreds of hysterical riddles to choose from, there’s non-stop amusement. Kids will keep dipping into this kooky, crazy collection, just for laughs. The subjects range from “Bugs, Beasts, and Birds” to “You Could Have Food Me.” There are even “Goofball Poems” like this:
It’s a dog’s delight to bark all night,
And a nightingale’s to sing.
And if you sit on a red-hot stove,
It’s the sign of an early spring.
Every one is fun!