This handy postcard book contains ingenious fill-in-the-blank DIS-missals that make it as easy as 1-2-3 to express your true feelings to all the nincompoops in your life. Whether those are friends, lovers, family, coworkers, or total strangers -- here is the perfect postcard to dis them. Just pull out the card, fill in the appropriate name, sign, and send....

No matter how bad it gets, you know one thing is true…it can always be worse.
 
Inside this book are 101 upbeat, offbeat reasons to be happy:
•All beaches aren't made of quicksand.
•You respond to gravity.
•You haven't been hollowed out for use as a canoe.
•Drinking hot cocoa doesn't make you invisible.
•People can't see thought bubbles over your head.
•You no longer have to bathe with your siblings....